LOVE! The Giving Tree is a perfect context
The Invisible String.
I have to remind myself to calm down when I find myself getting angry at the person I’m talking on the phone with because they can’t hear me. It’s not their fault. Reception sucks. A truck is passing by. Someone is talking loud in the background. Still, all I can think is, “What the fuck? Why can’t you hear me? Why do you keep making me repeat myself? I fucking hate you and your mother!”
Next time you’re seeking someone to feel sorry for AND you’re looking for some drama, why not get a new pen-pal from Prison Inmates Online?
At least you’ll get a REAL photo from a REAL criminal.
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Via @bobsaysdrink on IG - I love this!
We took him to a special meal at Chef Mickey’s restaurant so he could meet all of his favorite Disney Characters.
Anonymous asked: What shirt do you have me wearing when your dreaming about me?
I can’t remember what people wear in my nightmares, but I’m sure you look like an idiot. :)
Anonymous asked: Do you like giraffes?
Sure, why not? They have really pretty eyelashes. But they are totally hipsters.
You know someone is a good person if they still keep your secrets even after they decided they hated you.
This is so true.
I really, really love this. Can everyone please remember this?
HAHAHA THERE’S NO WAY ANYONE WOULD ACTUALLY PAY THIS!!
But, I’d totally be open to selling out :)