Fuck that’s some good dark humor there - can’t stop laughing 😆

Food for thought, or something

If someone offered me a billion dollars to sing a Justin Bieber song, I honestly couldn’t do it, and I’m kind of proud of that.

hahahha I love RTing Gwen Stefani like a 14 year old would RT Bieber or something, and she is just so much cooler! 

Best. Movie.Ever! (Well, of my childhood) Clue, Wayne’s World, and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off will always have a special place in my heart :)

Would you rather - spend an entire year without any alone time whatsoever, or be alone for a year, without zero human interaction for the entire time? 

Both sound fucking awful… but what would you choose?

domestich:

when “nope’ is my chosen answer, even to lengthy, detailed questions, i feel no need to elaborate.

the pregnant pause that follows makes me smile as it gives birth to quiet discomfort in others.

hahaha I love this and even more because it’s from you - you could definitely pull of a powerful ‘nope’ haha I can just see it!

I swear I didn’t do this - but my friend did and I cannot stop laughing about it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

We all have those days hey.

ineedaballrub:

I don’t wish to die at the hands of disease or illness. A sad death is not one I am after. I wish to die in a realm of giants, impaled by a giant gum stalactite fallen from the underside of a giant table. Smashing my skull, sliding past each section of my spinal chord and drilling out through my pelvis, momentarily giving the illusion of a huge bubblegum penis.

This video is so disturbing… pop music in Italy :/

#misogyny 

I am still sad about Amy Winehouse… shit, she was talented… supremely so… I think her first album ‘Frank’ is even better than her better known ‘Back to Black’ album.  I actually rediscovered her about six months before she died… and was very excited that she was scheduled to go on tour… and then she died… :( 

Anyhow, check out Frank :) It’s phenomenal.

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There is probably more than one of those